When it's actually semi pleasant during the day due to daily rain showers
When your blanket looks like the picture above
When you wake up to find your pjs and pillow with bloody spots
When going to the bathroom becomes a game to see how many Mosquitos you can wet on as they fly out I the hole
When you no longer care to worry about privacy in the bathroom because a wall of Mosquitos cover you
When you look like you've been punched in the face when in reality a mosquito just wanted a little lip lock
When you wake up to find 6 dead Mosquitos where you rolled onto them during the night
When your face looks like you have acne when in fact it is only wounds from fighting a losing battle with a bug.
When you dream about flutist to awaken a realize its a symphony of Mosquitos
When you are thankful for sleeping on a bamboo mat because at any one time, half of your body is numb and therefore doesn't itch
You know you love some children when:
You let them use your bottle of repellant and you don't yell when you find them running, spraying it in the air at Mosquitos.
You know you are stupid when:
For the second year in a row, you only bring one bottle of repellant to last a year.
On a closing note, WHY DOES THIS COUNTRY NOT SELL REPELLANT?!?
WHERE DID THE MOSQUITO NETTING GO?!?
When your blanket looks like the picture above
When you wake up to find your pjs and pillow with bloody spots
When going to the bathroom becomes a game to see how many Mosquitos you can wet on as they fly out I the hole
When you no longer care to worry about privacy in the bathroom because a wall of Mosquitos cover you
When you look like you've been punched in the face when in reality a mosquito just wanted a little lip lock
When you wake up to find 6 dead Mosquitos where you rolled onto them during the night
When your face looks like you have acne when in fact it is only wounds from fighting a losing battle with a bug.
When you dream about flutist to awaken a realize its a symphony of Mosquitos
When you are thankful for sleeping on a bamboo mat because at any one time, half of your body is numb and therefore doesn't itch
You know you love some children when:
You let them use your bottle of repellant and you don't yell when you find them running, spraying it in the air at Mosquitos.
You know you are stupid when:
For the second year in a row, you only bring one bottle of repellant to last a year.
On a closing note, WHY DOES THIS COUNTRY NOT SELL REPELLANT?!?
WHERE DID THE MOSQUITO NETTING GO?!?